Wind moves the player, who then flattens the rail to stay under it. We still write it. A pancake in calm can be on-time in a lean.
Piet asks if you played the river this week. Most shrug it off, then admit Tuesday plus Thursday.
We cannot install the corridor in Suite 4. We can refuse a calm photo that overrules a windy fortnight.
If you want fans, go elsewhere. If you want the rail you play, tell the truth about the gusts.